Disgusting.

We are redefining "gross" here in Connecticut...........

I decided to take the kids to a park to eat dinner the other night. The wanted pizza. No problem. We get the pizza. I decided to sit on the steps of the old courthouse near the pond and waterfall. I thought that would be smarter than sitting on the benches that were right beside the pond because one of the three kids would have fallen in...guaranteed. So, the steps seemed like a good idea. I opened the pizza poured their drinks and the boys were working on their second slice when it happened. We heard a very loud thud directly over our heads and then something plummeted to the ground and landed beside where Cade was sitting. We all ran and I was screaming, "What the heck was that?" To be honest, I'm pretty sure I didn't say "heck". Then I looked and saw what had had happened. A duck who apparently ate an entire loaf of Merita before take off, crashed into the building directly over our heads and then threw up all over our picnic before he fell to the ground. I kept saying, "Cade is it in my hair? Is is on me?" He said no several times before I thought hmmm...maybe I should check them out to see if they have throw up on them rather than worrying about myself. Everyone was fine except for Cannon was wearing the bulls eye because he had it is his hair and all over his toes. The duck was still sitting where he landed. He soon walked off not exactly normal. A little shaken up I guess. I can't even begin explain how much throw up there was... really it was the amount of an adult. Absolutely disgusting. I didn't bother cleaning up one thing after what had happened. I left everything as it was and we all came home to get showers.

And....my middle child is having pooping issues. Two days in a row of pooping in his pants. Apparently, it is better to poop and keep playing than to go to the bathroom. So, yesterday once I smelled what happened in the McDonald's Playland. I said, "Let's Go Cannon. We are leaving!" As I fussed at Cannon, Cade and Landry just stared. Cade said, "I know you did it in the slide because you were in that slide for long time and I thought that slide smelled like a poot when I went by it." Disgusting again.